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QotD: Best Mom Award

nobody@vox.com(J-Dub) — Sat, 10 May 2008 08:18:29 -0700

Besides yours, who do you think deserves "The Best Mother in the World" award?
Submitted by Connie.

It has GOT to be Lynne Spears. Sometimes I wonder if her daughters wouldn't have been better served were they raised by orangutans. That's GOT to be worth some kind of award.

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QotD: Ghost Stories

nobody@vox.com(J-Dub) — Thu, 01 May 2008 20:10:27 -0700

Do you believe in ghosts? If so, have you ever seen one?

yes and yes

maybe no and yes. i've seen them but i don't know if i believe in them.

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QotD: Sick Day

nobody@vox.com(J-Dub) — Mon, 31 Mar 2008 06:45:34 -0700

What's your favorite thing about being sick?

"Capitol N, small Y, big fucking Q!" ... "NyQuil, NyQuil, NyQuil, we love you! You giant fucking Q!"

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QotD: Presidential Attributes

nobody@vox.com(J-Dub) — Mon, 18 Feb 2008 06:39:18 -0800

What makes a good President of the United States?

a 3 string guitar and/or a 2 string bass?

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QotD: One Day to Live

nobody@vox.com(J-Dub) — Sat, 16 Feb 2008 08:17:55 -0800

What would you do if you had one day to live and you were still young and healthy?
Submitted by Green Tea Adelaide.

Cry. Scream. Regret. Try to find a way to live longer.

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QotD: Happily Ever After?

nobody@vox.com(J-Dub) — Fri, 15 Feb 2008 17:54:31 -0800

How did you celebrate Valentine's Day?
Submitted by Stephen.

I went to Leia's house. We each had a bottle of bourbon. We watched Sid and Nancy and sang Love Kills by the Circle Jerks.

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QotD: Hard to Say I'm Sorry

nobody@vox.com(J-Dub) — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 17:15:40 -0800

Is there anything you've done that you wish you'd apologized for, but didn't?

yes.

many.

more than i could count.

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